Hello, you suffering soul trying to deal with people and projects!
This mini-spellbook contains “magic words” that will make your life easier. Those spells were borrowed from the Leanlandia library more than 40 years ago and are now practiced in the Agile space mostly.
“Thanks”
This magical word is hard to be heard nowadays but can create miracles. It can transform the object from an “ignorant” to an “engaged” state when used at the right time and in the right environment. Once the object is in an “engaged” state, it is able to perform insanely high.
Interestingly enough, this spell is totally free and cannot be exhausted.
Some advanced usage would include wearing a smile and looking into an object when applying the spell.
Usage steps:
- Say “Thanks!”
“No”
This one has the potential to stop the lying flow between objects. Use it when the lying flow is so strong that it can move some objects away or even destroy the system.
Unfortunately, this spell is not free. It can be used a limited number of times until it creates a dangerous environment for you.
Safety warning:
Sometimes it can raise the temperature of the target object, especially when the object is in the “boss” mode. In such cases, try to use it rarely until you notice the target object has changed its mode to “leader”.
Usage steps:
- Say “No”
- Explain
“Why?”
Have you ever noticed that using firefighting tools on a problem object has produced even more problem objects? Sometimes even bigger than the original one? This is because an evil ghost called “D’rOOt’cause” stays inside the object if treated improperly.
“Why?” magic word decreases an evil ghost’s power and gets you closer to the right solution. If used multiple times, it can drag “D’rOOt’cause” out, so you can ritually kill it and install the ultimate solution to the problem object.
Warning:
You may experience that when you use “Why?”, surrounding objects may mark you as “annoying”. Ignore this. Experiments showed that they would mark you as “professional” after some time.
Usage steps:
- Ask “Why?”
- Adapt your solution based on the received answer
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